Is that clown makeup, or does he just play TERA Online all day?
Is this even fair?
I don’t think this is very fair.
It’s like picking on the kid in the helmet at school.
It’s like playing keepaway from Vern Troyer, holding him back by his bald babyhead while shaking the bottle of vodka he was nursing just out of reach at foots length.
It’s like writing about how crappy Vanilla Ice is.
In other words, it’s like picking on the handicapped.
BUTTROCK OF THE DAY:
‘Hatchet Rydaz’ by Anarchist Vampire
Date of release: No fucking clue
Distinguishing award: Being perhaps the most tragic thing to ever come out of Nebraska
Youtube Views: 17,768
2Edgy4Me Lyric: ALL OF IT. ALL EDGE. ITS NOT A HATCHET, ITS A FUCKING PIZZA CUTTER, EDGE ALL OVER
Ridiculed by just about everybody who ever finds it, Anarchist Vampire proudly declares that they roll hard from Omaha, Nebraska, marking the exact moment that all of Nebraska felt a simultaneous sense of shame. Inspired by the Insane Clown Posse (no shit), Kottonmouth Kings (who?) and KISS (yuck), these juggalo losers with no talent are available for any event at any time. They’re always available because they probably don’t have any jobs and, lets face it, they’re not exactly booked for anything.
A fourth grader being gnawed to death by a rabid kodiak bear can rap better than these fuckers.
The backing track was probably found at the bottom of a cereal box.
But hey, I bet Shaggy2Dope and Violent J are fucking jazzed that you bought all of their albums, dudes. You keep on keeping on. Otherwise, there will be nothing for Nebraska to make fun of to feel better about themselves, and the entire state will be depressed.
808musings 